May 2012
“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, and never follow someone else’s path...”
– Ellen DeGeneres (via poemwithnorhyme)
“I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. I’ve been a resident of...”
– Gilmore Girls (via completely-free)
Best Valedictorian speech ever.
(via drizzleoutside)
“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...”
– Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)
#just standing around and touching him
(via skarletfyre)
This was the conversation that ensued with my...
Me: SIX DAYS.
Mom: Oh. Good, I'm looking forward to it.
Me: You're not being enthusiastic enough.
Mom: What?
Me: Be excited
Mom: I am exci-
Me: NO. BE EXCITED. BE A REAL FAN, MOM. BE A REAL FAN.
Mom: It's a good show.
Me: Who should Jane and Maura be with? Romantically?
Mom: Uh... well, no one.
Me: WRONG. EACH OTHER.
Mom: What?!
Me: Mom. They're so totally gay.
Mom: They are not... well, maybe Maura... I could see Maura, but Jane?!
Me: Wha... what... you... Jane. Butch. ButchyMcButchyButch. Mom, what are you talking about? They're obviously in love.
Mom: Nooooooooooo
Me: Yes. Then who would you ship - I mean... who would you... uh... I mean... like, who should Jane be with?
Mom: I liked De-
Me: DON'T. FINISH. THAT. SENTENCE. I'm adopted, aren't I?
bedtime story:
namastetoyoutoo:
lavernedefazio:
once there was a girl named Sutton Foster. She was fabulous. Tonight she had her first ever talk show appearance on tv in which she wasn’t performing. She was precious. Everyone lived happily ever after. The End.
And she was terrified of Craig’s snake mug. And she was perfect and hilarious and I had a huge smile on my face the whole time.
Now I can...
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theironborn:
ugh can we please go back to the summer where every blog was a harry potter blog and we were all pumped for pottermore staying up late every night to answer the riddles
and liveblogging the premiere’s and counting down the days until the movie came out
and posting harry potter graphics non-stop and having ship wars and posting hp character meta and just being really awesome...
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
